Too Much Daylight

I was really fucking confused by this article when I first read it.

Ms. Meskimen believes that more studies should be done on the extra hour of daylight? Was the Earth's rotation slowed down or something?

I got a hypothesis. Superman spun the Earth backwards a bit.

It's okay. I've got a pocket full of kryptonite.

Thanks, Jeff.

Thanks for reading the crap i typed.