Thursday, July 13, 2006

El Vato's Dictionary

El Vato's Dictionary is my attempt to easily catalog some of the more interesting words that I use to express myself in my posts.

I use UrbanDictionary.

Words:

apeshit - to loose all self-control and in general, go fucking crazy. (My favorite.)

bomb - A bomb is not usually something considered excellent, but after 1997 it means something considered excellent and/or the best (uses modifier "the")

gibrone - one who is so stupid he/she deserves a beating.

half-assed - Not well planned or executed; Incompetent.

shit-eating grin - Someone donning a forced smile in an uncomfortable, embarrassing, or compromising situation could be said to have a shit eating grin.

shithole - A filthy, disgusting or dilapidated place or establishment.

shitkicker - A derogatory term that people from large urban metropolitan areas use to describe someone from a rural area or farm.

stomp a mudhole - To tear someone a new ass, to beat them to near death or to otherwise hurt someone to the point that they can not fight back.

terrorism
- a systematic use of terror especially as a means of coercion.

terrorist - one who employs terror and/or fear as a political weapon.

throttled - Surf term for consequences of whiping out on a wave. Usually means being slammed against reef, rock or sand and being held down for a long period of time.

wicked sick - The skill level after GOD-LIKE in Unreal Tournament, only achievable by a true champ of the game.

El Vato's Edit...I went back in time and added "El Vato's Dictionary" to the the day I started my blog.
Ash: Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
--Army Of Darkness

Thanks for reading the crap i typed.

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