Every Romo Hurts

"It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell."
– Mrs. Finkle, mother of the deranged Ray Finkle in Ace Ventura

As a lifelong Dallas Cowboys fan, the only thing I can think of is, "Leon, rest easy brother because 'The Bobble' may eclipse your bonehead plays." Other than that, I really don't know what else to fucking say.



GO COWBOYS!

Thanks for reading the crap i typed.