Kelly Clarkson and Chivas Regal

My wife likes listening to Kelly Clarkson. I normally listen because I have too, but this video is fun.

Kelly Clarkson joins Metal Skool w/ her friend Chivas Regal


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"Bulls On Parade" by Rage Against The Machine

WARNING: CONTAINS EXPLICIT SCENES OF FASCISM

Police State 2007 - BULLS ON PARADE

Police State 2007 - BULLS ON PARADE

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Gone-zalez

Alberto Gonzalez must be disbarred and fired.

The President won't fire him -- but YOU can


Impeach Gonzales, Part 2: The Crimes


ImpeachGonzalez.org

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Big Brother Is Watching You

Your emails and conversations are being monitored.

Big Brother Is Watching You


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Reasons Not To Enlist or Re-Enlist

A true expert tells us why not to enlist or in his case, re-enlist.

Reasons Not To Re-Enlist


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On The Road Again

Once again, if that was my car, I'd be really fucking pissed.

Owning the Road


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Giuliani Confronted On 9/11 Lies

Watch how Rudi Gooliani is thrown off balance by the We Are Change activist's questions. It's freakin' awesome.

Item #1: Incessant Hand Shaking - watch how long and vigorously he shakes the woman's hand.

Item #2: The Shit-Eating Grin - watch the big stupid grin when a reporter(?) reminds him that he did indeed comment to Peter Jennings that the buildings would collapse.

Item #3: After a half-assed answer, he runs away like a little bitch.

WeAreChange Confronts Giuliani on 9/11 Collapse Lies

The Jones Report

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Mr. Belding And Tony Romo

Even when they were 1 and 15, or during the Danny White era, or even this last year, I was never embarrassed to be a Dallas Cowboy fan until I saw this video.

Mr. Belding And Tony Romo with Metal Skool

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Miss USA And Tony Romo

Miss USA fell at the Miss Universe contest. National karma?

In this video, she is heckled and booed by the Mexican audience. None of that bothers me. What does bother me is that Tony Romo from "America's Team" is there and is asking, "If you could go back and re-live one moment in your life...?"

As a lifetime Dallas Cowboy fan, I have to say, "WTF?!" Shouldn't he be hiding in a hole or practicing holding on to the ball somewhere?

Miss USA Heckled By A Mexican Audience While Being Asked A Stupid Question By Tony Romo


For those not familiar:
Tony Romo F**ks Up

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The Miseducation Of America

I was shocked when the question, "Do you believe in evolution?" was was asked in the GOP debate.

What was more insane was that three Republican presidential candidates -- Ark. Gov. Mike Huckabee, Sen. Sam Brownback (Kan.) and Rep. Tom Tancredo (Colo .) -- said they didn't believe in evolution. That is crazy, but to spend $27 million to build a monument to your stupidity is beyond belief.

The Creation Museum opened yesterday. It's the only museum in the world where you walk out stupider than when you walked in, and I suppose that is by "intelligent design".

Lawrence Krauss, an author and physicist at Cleveland's Case Western Reserve University, decided to view the museum firsthand.

"It's really impressive — and it really gives the impression that they're talking about science at some point," Krauss said. On a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being best, "I'd give it a 4 for technology, 5 for propaganda. As for content, I'd give it a negative 5.
--YahooNews

Here's a sample exhibit:


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Iraq's Funniest Jihad Videos

This video captures the planning and "execution" of an ambush on an American outpost in Dulab, Iraq.

Fortunately, the Jihadis picked on some sharp-shooting, pissed-off U.S. soldiers, even the camera man gets whacked while trying to run away. The soldiers then turn the camera on the insurgents gory shot-up bodies and vehicles.

It's wicked sick.

Graphic Video:
Jihad Gone Wrong

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"Badfish" by Sublime

"...Two pints of booze...Tell me, "Are you a Badfish, too?"
--Sublime

"Badfish" by Sublime


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Memorial Day

According to Iraq Coalition Casualty Count, today, we remember and mourn 3,455 soldiers killed in Iraq. That's 3,455 friends, family members, and loved ones. Unlike what the President believes, the men and women who have lost their lives in Iraq are not commas. To suggest that these men and women were commas is vile and psychopathic.

On September 24, 2006, the "Commander Guy" said this on Late Edition with Wolf Blitzer.

BLITZER: Let’s move on and talk a little bit about Iraq. Because this is a huge, huge issue, as you know, for the American public, a lot of concern that perhaps they are on the verge of a civil war, if not already a civil war…. We see these horrible bodies showing up, tortured, mutilation. The Shia and the Sunni, the Iranians apparently having a negative role. Of course, al Qaeda in Iraq is still operating.

BUSH: Yes, you see — you see it on TV, and that’s the power of an enemy that is willing to kill innocent people. But there’s also an unbelievable will and resiliency by the Iraqi people…. Admittedly, it seems like a decade ago. I like to tell people when the final history is written on Iraq, it will look like just a comma because there is — my point is, there’s a strong will for democracy.

So, Mr. Bush sees this...
While America sees this...

Mr. President, these are real people, and not commas.

"Comma" by The Zed Jones Unit


So, Mr. President, at least for today, salute the troops like you mean it.


I would also like to take this opportunity to salute all our soldiers who are currently serving in Iraq. We want you home safe and soon. (See how it's done, Georgie.)

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Driving In Iraq

If it had been my car, I'd be pissed.

The darkside of driving in Iraq.


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The Power Of Nightmares by Adam Curtis

The Power of Nightmares, a three-hour BBC documentary directed by Adam Curtis, is arguably the most important film about the "war on terrorism" since the events of September 11. It is more intellectually engaging, more historically probing and more provocative than any of its rivals, including Fahrenheit 9/11.
--The Nation

The first 2:30 minutes of each of the 3 videos are identical.

The Power of Nightmares Part 1 - Baby It's Cold Outside


The Power of Nightmares Part 2 - The Phantom Victory


The Power of Nightmares Part 3 - The Shadows In The Cave


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Ron Paul "Schools" Rudy Giuliani

After earning a reputation as an independent-minded politician, attacked by fellow Republicans for his unconventional viewpoints and championed by some liberals, Paul garnered attention in a recent debate between Republican candidates by arguing with Giuliani as to the role of US foreign policy in the 9/11 attacks. After defending his position, Paul described his hope that Giuliani may learn a little about the issue from a reading list provided to him by the Texas congressman.

"We have Mr. Giuliani studying tonight," joked Paul. "He's at home reading all those books, and he's gonna apologize to me - he's gonna say, 'I'm sorry Ron, I just didn't know that that's the way foreign policy works.'"
--The Raw Story

Ron Paul on Real Time with Bill Maher 05.25.07



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"Dirty Little Secrets" by My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult

It' all about power, baby. You know what I'm saying?

"Dirty Little Secrets" by My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult


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It's All About The Oil, Baby!

Thank you, Mr. Kucinich, for exposing a horrible truth. It wasn't about WMDs, democracy, our thug Saddam, the Iraqi people, or fighting terrorists. It's about "liberating" the Iraqi people of their oil and money.

Rep. Kucinich explained how the proposed Bill, now pending before the U.S. Congress, via its benchmarks, will provide for the privatization of Iraqi oil. It requires the regime in Iraq to pass a law called, "The Hydrocarbon Act." If they refuse to do so over a billion dollars in reconstruction funds will be blocked by the Bush-Cheney administration, he claimed. This measure, which Rep. Kucinich characterized as "blackmail," would permit multinational oil corporations---many based in the U.S.--to exercise control over the Iraqi oil. The Democratic leadership in the Congress is giving its explicit support to this legislative device. Unless the scheme is stopped, Rep. Kucinich predicted, we will be looking at an Iraqi War "going on forever!"
--InformationClearingHouse.info

Rep. Dennis J. Kucinich: "Privatizing Iraq's Oil is Theft!"

For more info, read my post "The Truth Is Out There".

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Olbermann Is Right On Target

Olbermann kicking ass and naming names.

Keith Olbermann - May 23, 2007 Special Comment


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Kick My Cement Balls

Won't someone please think of the children?

Kick My Cement Balls!


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Are You A Terrorist?

If you’re an American reading this, then under expansive definitions being used by the Federal Bureau of Investigation and several states in their counter-terrorism training, you just might be a domestic terrorist.
--HomelandStupidity.us

Are you a terrorist? Take this quiz.


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Evil Empire

"All of the institutions we thought would protect us -- particularly the press, but also the military, the bureaucracy, the Congress -- they have failed… So all the things that we expect would normally carry us through didn't. The biggest failure, I would argue, is the press, because that's the most glaring…. What can be done to fix the situation? [long pause] You'd have to fire or execute ninety percent of the editors and executives."
--Seymour Hersh

Taken from this excellent article "Evil Empire: Is Imperial Liquidation Possible for America?" by Chalmers Johnson.

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The Day The Modem Died

When the music's over
Turn out the lights
--The Doors

My modem died sometime Sunday morning. I'm back on dial-up at least until tomorrow or at latest, Wednesday. It's been horrible. Keep your fingers crossed.

I am terribly addicted to the internet.

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The Ron Paul Effect on Fox News

Faux News "You Decide 2008" viewers have spoken up about Tuesday night's GOP Presidential debate, and unfortunately for Faux News, the result was not what they wanted to hear.

Texas Rep. Ron Paul, who ignited controversy at the debate with remarks that U.S. policy had invited the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, came in second with 25 percent. Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, who strongly admonished Paul for his comments, came in third place with 19 percent. Arizona Sen. John McCain, who is the frontrunner in South Carolina polls, came in sixth with 5 percent.

GOP Debate Text-Vote Results

— 29% Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney

— 25% Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas

— 19% Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani
--Faux News

So, in typical fashion, they just went ahead and made up the news. Somehow, Faux News declared Rudy Giuliani to be the top GOP Presidential candidate. Polls and the people be damned! See the Faux "You Decide" Poll page.

Faux's Presidential coverage should be titled, "Faux Decides 2008" because Faux is not listening to it's viewers. Personally, I watch Faux as little as possible because, despite what the medical establishment tells us, I believe stupid is contagious.

When Ron Paul injected reason into the GOP Debate by saying essentially that U.S. foreign policy had led to 9/11, Faux News came out swinging with it's "crazy right" and "not so left" attack hacks Hannity and Colmes.

Hannity, "How dare you...911...blah, blah, blah."

And not to be out done, Colmes, "How dare you...anti-abortion...yada, yada, yada." Fair and balanced? Hardly.

Attack Hacks Hannity and Colmes


For the benefit of the Faux News crowd, Ron Paul was referring to "blowback."

Michael Scheuer, the former head analyst at the CIA’s bin Laden unit, has weighed in on the controversy surrounding the Republican Presidential debate held Tuesday May 15, when Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) stated that American foreign policy was a “contributing factor” in the 9/11 attacks.
--AntiWar.com

Again, Ron Paul won the MSNBC Poll, and the ABC News Poll. And Paul was doing very well in the Faux News Poll before they pulled the plug. So, how does Faux News and the GOP respond?

"Smithers, release the hounds."
--C. Montgomery Burns

Fox News SPINS Ron Paul's Early Success in Polls 2nd Debate

Faux News Hit Piece

Michigan Republican party chairman Saul Anuzis says he will circulate a petition among Republican National Committee members to ban Paul from more debates.

Pat Buchanan, a true Reagan Republican, has also weighed in on the state of the GOP, and the Gooliani-Paul debate "controversy."

Ron Paul is no TV debater. But up on that stage in Columbia, he was speaking intolerable truths. Understandably, Republicans do not want him back, telling the country how the party blundered into this misbegotten war.

By all means, throw out of the debate the only man who was right from the beginning on Iraq.
--WorldNetDaily.com

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WTC 7

What happened to Building 7 of the WTC?

In April 2007, Italian TV broadcasted a definite proof that Building 7 was demolished by explosives. For the rest of the series, go to luogocomune.net

Near the end of the video you hear explosions and the firefighters saying that, "seven is exploding" before the building goes down.

Seven is Exploding


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"Men In Black" by Colby Buzzell

"Men In Black" by Colby Buzzell


MyWar - "Men In Black" by Colby Buzzell

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"Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Travis

After my last post, "Die MF Die" by Dope, I had to post this.


The Travis cover, and "Die MF Die" are personal favorites.

"Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Travis


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Double Guantanamo?

WTF!? This question from the Faux News GOP debate sounds like a plot line for "24." The question has some sense of urgency like a TV show plot line. I do not watch the TV show, but I've read about it and seen some clips.

I cannot believe that John McCain even answered the question. I thought he would be offended by this Faux News prick asking him, in a sense, "Would you torture somebody?".

Rudy Giuliani is really eager to support "enhanced interrogation techniques." Whatever horrible thing that means, but predictably, Mr. Giuliani expands on that to say that investigators would be instructed, "to use any method they could think of." He repeats it too, and the crowd applauds. Be afraid. Be very afraid of Mr. Giuliani.

Finally, Mitt Romney slam dunks this fucked debate question by saying the following apeshit fucking crap:

"I am glad [detainees] are at Guantanamo. I don’t want them on our soil. I want them on Guantanamo, where they don’t get the access to lawyers they get when they’re on our soil. I don’t want them in our prisons, I want them there. Some people have said we ought to close Guantanamo. My view is we ought to double Guantanamo."

He got thunderous applause. WTF!?

Watch it:
Double Guantanamo

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"Die MF Die" by Dope

This just works for me.

Britney Spears parody Die MF Die


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Privatized War

Support the troops! Bring them home.

BlackWater: Privatized Warfare in Iraq (1/2)


BlackWater: Privatized Warfare in Iraq (2/2)


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Shadow Army

When I was in high school, I used to play a game called "Syndicate" on my cousin's Apple Macintosh. In the game, there were no countries anymore. There were only corporations battling for control of the earth. Your job as CEO was to use your 4 man team of cyborg mercenaries to kill rival syndicate leaders and opposition, steal scientists, or control the mind of the masses all in the name of world corporate domination.

Charming game, right?

The Nation's Jeremy Scahill describes the rise of Blackwater USA, the world's most powerful mercenary army.

Blackwater: Shadow Army


Jeremy Scahill Testifies on Defense Contracting, 5.10.2007


The documentary "Shadow Company" is a great documentary about mercenaries in Iraq. If you can find it, check it out.

Shadow Company Trailer


FYI:
The Mac I played "Syndicate" on, I think, had a 133mHz processor. It was the BOMB!

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"Capitol G" by Nine Inch Nails

Trent Reznor is a musical genius. This is a great song, and the video fucking rocks too.

"Capitol G" isn't Bush, but it fits. "G" is Greed.

"Capitol G" by Nine Inch Nails


Year Zero is the first CD I've bought in 4 years.

FYI: The previous CD that I bought was my 6th copy of "Dark Side of the Moon." I always seem to misplace, loose, loan, or inadvertently destroy it. It sometimes gets stolen, or it just disappears. When I checked just now, it turns out my current copy is AWOL.

Shit happens.

Support Trent. Buy Year Zero.


I have become a propaganda tool.

General Batiste: Protect America

VoteVets.org ad featuring retired Major General John Batiste.

General Batiste: "Protect America, Not George Bush"


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The Spin Cycle Zone

Character assassin, Bill Orally, gets throttled by General Wesley Clark.

In related news, a study by Indiana University found that The Falafel Master uses name calling once every 7 seconds. Read the Indiana University Press Release.

General Wesley Clark tries to stop Bill-O's spin.


Yes, I realize I've called Bill O'Reilly many names in my posts, but I don't promote my site as a "no spin zone."


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Country, You Are Being Kind Of A Bitch

Dane Cook is really fucking funny.

Abduction


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Kool-Aid Dills

Would you eat one of these pickles?

“They’re easy to make a gallon,” Ms. Williams said. “You pull the pickles from the jar, cut them in halves, make double-strength Kool-Aid, add a pound of sugar, shake and let it sit — best in the refrigerator — for about a week. The taste takes to anything. A while back I made a mistake and bought a jar of pickle chips instead of halves or wholes. Came out fine. This whole Kool-Aid pickle thing is going so good, you wonder why somebody hasn’t put a patent on them.”
--The New York Times

Not so Kool-Aid by Dane Cook

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The Ron Paul Effect

Ron Paul won the Republican debate and no one heard about it.

ABC News was forced to eat crow when they did not include Ron Paul on their post-debate online poll. After many angry emails and phone calls, ABC included Paul, who went on to win the ABC poll easily. Paul also won 2 MSNBC polls, and a CSPAN poll by a considerable margin.

ABC Poll:
Ron Paul

14,741

It doesn't matter who won. I wouldn't put America in another Republican's hands.

1,465

None of them. I'm interested in the possibility of new candidates like Fred Thompson.

237
Mitt Romney

214

Rudy Guiliani

204

John McCain

122

ABC News story on Paul, "The Ron Paul Effect."

It seems that when I watch network news, I get fed only a few candidates. On the Republican side, I hear only McCain, Romney, and Guliani and on the Democratic side, it is all about Obama and Clinton. It seems like the choices have been made for us.

Two guys you probably haven't heard of are Ron Paul(R) and Dennis Kucinich(D). See, I'm fair and balanced. (Can I type that, or does Rupert Murdoch own the phrase?)

Both men, Ron Paul(R) and Dennis Kucinich(D), stood up for the United States Constitution in their respective debates.

There is something seriously wrong with a story like the ABC story itself, not necessarily the posted article. Although, it seems that ABC is trying to weasel it's way out of it's own poll results, and MSNBC's, and CSPANS, and bury a candidate.

What's more likely, based on Web traffic over the past week, is that Paul supporters have mastered the art of "viral marketing," using Internet savvy and blog postings to create at least the perception of momentum for his long-shot presidential bid.

Since online polls aren't scientific -- people choose to take them, and many people vote multiple times -- doing well in them doesn't necessarily mean a campaign is on the move.
--ABC News

YahooNews! doesn't even have Paul on their "Full Presidential Coverage." Yet, Yahoo posted this cryptic story, "Ron Paul wins MSNBC debate poll." I think it's strange. It's not really an article. It seems to me like CYA. In the sense that it gives them plausible deniability because it came from Ron Paul's Presidential Campaign Committee. How can you believe that?

How can Yahoo ignore a candidate in their "Full Presidential Coverage" whom they clearly acknowledge as the winner of the GOP debate? Why else run the story? It doesn't make sense.

There is something seriously wrong with the Presidential election process when the mass corporate media is making the decisions about whom we do or don't hear about. Wake up.

Since the debate on May 3, Ron Paul:

* Handily won two post-debate polls posted by event sponsor MSNBC
* Placed a close third (18%) in a post-debate poll on the conservative Drudge Report
* Won an ABCNews.com online debate poll with 84%
* Won a C-SPAN online GOP candidate poll with 69%
* Became the third most-mentioned person in the blogosphere, beating out Paris Hilton, according to the reputable Technorati.com
* Produced a YouTube.com video that was ranked the 8th most popular overall video, and the most-viewed political video
* Was featured, by popular demand, on the front of Digg.com
* Generated so many bulletin posts on MySpace.com that the site owner News Corp. blocked all additional posts about Dr. Paul
* Became a "most searched" term on Google and Yahoo!
* Saw a quadrupling of daily visitors to RonPaul2008.com
--Ron Paul 2008

But, don't just take my word on anything. Look it up, read it for yourself on the "internets" and form your own opinion.

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Tea Party

We all know that Dubblya horribly mangles the English language, but now, he is making the rest of us colonists look like a bunch of shitkickers.

definition:
shitkicker - A derogatory term that people from large urban metropolitan areas use to describe someone from a rural area or farm.

Blundering Bush makes ANOTHER gaffe as he winks at the Queen




Hey, it could be worse. He could have done this...


or this...

or made a face like this while trying to exit out a locked door.


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LAPD Goon Squad

The LAPD assaults reporters, protesters, and the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America.

Police Attack on reporters in MacArthur Park on 05.01.2007


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"Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against The Machine

Viva Los Renegades de Funk.

"Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against The Machine


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"Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine

Take the red pill.

"Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine


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Rage Against The Machine Reunion

The Doors. The Beatles. Pink Floyd. The Jimi Hendrix Experience. The Cure. Nirvana. CAKE. Rage Against The Machine. Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip. Just a band.

Rock on!

The rock band Rage Against the Machine reunited for this week's Coachella festival in California. During the song 'Wake Up' lead singer Zack de la Rocha called for the current U.S. Administration to be 'tried, hung and shot.' This is video of the performance.

Rage Against The Machine Frontman's Anti-Bush Rant


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Snook

My friend caught this snook off his dock yesterday. Beautiful fish.

Thanks, Arroyo Rat.

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Pistol-Packing Churchgoers

Governor Rick Perry wants to turn Texans into pistol-packing churchgoers. I don't want people to think that just because I'm from Texas, I'm like this guy.

Gov. Rick Perry said Monday that Texans who are legally licensed should be able to carry their concealed handguns anywhere, including churches, bars, courthouses and college campuses.

"I think it makes sense for Texans to be able to protect themselves from deranged individuals, whether they're in church, or whether on a college campus or wherever they are," he said.
--The Houston Chronicle

El Vato's Note: the guy above is Rich Texan from The Simpsons.

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"Imagine" by John Lennon

It's simply beautiful.

"Imagine" by John Lennon


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"Give Peace A Chance" by John Lennon

Classic and powerful.


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Heck Of A Job, Bushie

Four years after this farce, the mission still has no end in sight. April 2007 was one of the deadliest months of this shitty war.


Iraq Coalition Casualty Count

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